A friend asked me to be in his music video. I looked at him like he was on drugs and declined. He seemed perplexed that I would pass up such an “awesome” chance.
“Why won’t you do it?”
“I don’t know.”, I replied. The prodding went on till I said I might do it.
“What would I wear in the video?”, I asked. I wasn’t going all Partition for the world.
“Something sexy, you know…”
“No, I don’t!. Not wearing crap”
He argued a bit, them asked why I wouldn’t wear something to enhance my “sexiness”.
“I’m going to be a role model someday. I’m thinking a governor. Would you respect Diezani if you heard she was once a video vixen?”.
His eyes went hazy.
“Diezani is sexy though, I totally would….
“Pat nko”, I asked
“PATIENCE JORRR! ! ”
His eyes crinkled up…..
The rest of this conversation cannot be put up. All characters are thought up. Even the ones you think you know are a figment of your imagination. All names are fictional too.
Deal with it.