So I heard snails are attacking a part, if not the whole of South Florida. They seem scared and are calling it a “gooey-mess”. Heard they deployed the military to get rid of them (of course that could be my imagination adding info to this story).
My point is where are all the Nigerians in Florida?. Are they forming? Forming for some good stomach pampering?
As I like seeing the good in every(most)…(Many)…(Some) situation(s), I see snail kebabs, okro soup and snail and even snail cake in Florida.
Side note: I thought those “My money grows like grass” shirts were awful. That’s was before I saw a “my beauty grows like a rose” shirt. Seriously girl, your beauty grows like a rose?